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Everything is fine and dandy, or is it just what “they” want us to believe? 🤔🌈✨
189 Funny everything quotes
Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.
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That's my kind of shopping list: All or nothing! 🛒🤔😄
“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.
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When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥
Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’
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When you turn your prayers into 'Find My Device' 😂🙏🎧
Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
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Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫
Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.
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The phone rang, my motivation didn't. 📞🙃
Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.
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Thanks for the family heirloom, but did it come with a return policy? 😂🧠👨👩👧👦
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”
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Feels like my wallet and the weather are having a heated argument! 💸🔥
I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…
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Ellipses… they make life… feel like a… never-ending… suspense movie… 🎬😄