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5 months ago
Share →: I am thick and tired.

Commentary:
"Thick and tired… sounds like a great excuse to skip leg day at the gym! 🍔💤 Who needs muscles when you can have extra fries and naps instead? 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Commentary:
Feeling anxious but lacking energy is like having a full tank of gas but no engine – ready to go but going absolutely nowhere! 🚗😅 Just remember, even a fancy car won't get far without that crucial engine! Keep calm and rev up that positive energy instead! 🚀💪 #YouGotThis
5 months ago
Share →: Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Commentary:
"Ah, the whimsical life motto of a new parent: Sleep when the baby sleeps (aka never), eat when the baby eats (hello, cold leftovers), work when the baby works (endless diaper duty). 🍼💤👶 Who needs a personal schedule anyway?"
5 months ago
Share →: 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Commentary:
"Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Monday mood – nope, no thank you, not today! 🙅‍♂️ Let's just hit the fast forward button to the weekend, shall we? 🚀 #MondayBlues #NopeNotToday
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Commentary:
Sounds like Google is the Grim Reaper of the Internet, ready to pronounce your doom with a single search! 😂💀 Better sleep tight before those search results haunt you all night long!
5 months ago
Share →: Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Commentary:
"Who needs coffee when you're a master of the 'awake but actually half asleep' act? 😴☕️ Keep up the Oscar-worthy performance, darling! 💁‍♂️😄 #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal assistant when your body is the master party planner?! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you had your day all planned out, surprise nap party! Your body sure knows how to keep things interesting! 😂 #NapTimeFun"
5 months ago
Share →: If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Commentary:
"Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, 'Surprise! 👽☀️' and you're just there in your pajamas like, 'Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?' Good morning, universe! 😂☕️"
5 months ago
Share →: At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Commentary:
Ah, the 30+ life – where recharging overnight is just a warm-up exercise for the day ahead. 🤷‍♂️⚡️ Don't worry, you're not alone in the struggle to keep up with the energy levels of a toddler. But hey, at least you're still ticking, even if it's at 60% capacity by lunchtime! 💪😂 #PoweredByLaughs #BatteryLifeStruggles