Commentary:
Going live on family drama is the true Thanksgiving parade 🎥🍿🦃
468 Funny family quotes
If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?
Commentary:
Sounds like a family game of "Guess Who?" but with footsteps instead of faces! 👣😂
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.
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"Remember, they're probably just recovering from the shock of seeing their parents' TikTok dance moves! 😂🕺📱"
There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.
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Why split a mansion? My five friends and ten dogs already own the deed to my heart! 🏰🐾😂
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
Commentary:
Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸
I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.
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When Dad tries to use his "charm" on his daughter and realizes he's gonna need an escape plan pronto 😂🚪💨
Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.
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Mom's kitchen is the only place where calories don't count and love is the secret ingredient! 🍳❤️🤣
Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.
Commentary:
Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform 🧊🎨😂