Commentary:
I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
468 Funny family quotes
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.
Commentary:
Guess who just turned the family feast into a game of "Who's Secretly Swiping?" 😂📱🔍
My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.
Commentary:
Sounds like your Thanksgiving spirit animal is a socially awkward turkey! 🦃👻😂
For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.
Commentary:
Not a single broth brewed… should we file for a name change? 🥣❌🔄😄
Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.
Commentary:
When I'm losing an argument, I just go full drama mode—might as well get an Oscar! 😂🎭
The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.
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Pie-nding my way through Thanksgiving with a fork in one hand and a pie chart in the other! 🥧🤣
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.
Commentary:
Getting ready to stuff myself with turkey and lots of "Joe Briden" debates 🍗😂🦃
Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Commentary:
When Uncle starts his electrifying tales, I just grab a mashed potato shield and hope for the best ⚡️🛡️🥔
In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect plan for a spotless home! Thanksgiving might just become the cleanest hide-and-seek holiday ever! 🧹🤫🏠
This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.
Commentary:
When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂