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Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

69 but we both just farting.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,475

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Spotted on WeChat:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Just landed via Threads:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Freshly posted on X:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Just landed via Discord:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Just landed via Snapchat:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Shared recently on Reddit:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Just shared via Messenger:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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66 shares on Discord this month:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

10 shares on X this month:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have a very active anti-social life.

10 shares on Slack this month:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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I only drink when I people.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,354

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Shared recently on Facebook:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Going bananas on X:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Going viral on Twitch:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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