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Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒
151 Funny feeling quotes
No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.
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What a plot twist! I’m just a human caught in an office-themed episode of Lost. 🏝️🔍🏢
Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.
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Well, looks like we're both stuck in the "like" trap! 😅❤️
What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.
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POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?
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Weekends should come with a pause button, but they only give us a fast-forward remote! ⏩😂
Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.
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When life plays the tunes of my confused heart, I just wish there was an app to identify if it's a love song or a cry for snacks 🎧❤️🤔🍪
Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.
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Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂
I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.
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Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.
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Zooming past like I'm in a sidewalk Grand Prix! 🚶♂️💨🏆 Sorry, geriatric league! 😅
I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.
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Feeling like a twenty-something until bedtime hits at 9 PM 😂⏰ #YoungAtHeart