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Looks like it's time for a doughnut support group for neglected bagels 🍩🥯😅
956 Funny food quotes
A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.
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Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴
I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.
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Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.
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When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.
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Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅
Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.
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When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! 🌮😇🚽
Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?
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Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.
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No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔