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This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
956 Funny food quotes
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
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Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.
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Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️
Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?
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Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨🍳🤣
I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.
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Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! 🌱❌📚🥘
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
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And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.
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Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.
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Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂
I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.
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When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.
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Pasta crime alert 🚨 Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! 🍝🤣