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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.
The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.
“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.
I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.
If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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5 months ago
Share →: Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those hungry suitors, ladies! 🍔🕵️‍♂️ They're not after your heart, they're after your snacks! 🍪😆 Stay alert and keep your pantry safe from snack-stealing dates! 😂 #RelationshipAdvice"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can swipe right on a delicious meal? 🍔🚗 Let's be real, food delivery folks bring joy and sustenance straight to your doorstep – they truly deliver in more ways than one! 😄🍕 #FoodOverDudes"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Commentary:
"Who needs a watch when you can tell time by your stomach growling? 🍔⏰ #FoodieLife #HungryAlways"
5 months ago
Share →: That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical moment when you embark on a journey to Flavor Town, known as chewphoria! 🍔🎉 It's like a burst of happiness with every munch, a symphony of flavors dancing in your mouth! Just remember to chew, not swoon! 😋 #ChewphoriaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Commentary:
"Ah, haggis – the ultimate test of your stomach's resilience! 🤢😂 It's a dish that truly challenges your commitment to the culinary journey…twice! 🍴😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Commentary:
"Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? 😏🥔 #SeductiveSpud"
5 months ago
Share →: Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Commentary:
Oh, how times have changed! 🐦💪 Seems like those canaries were ahead of the health food trend back in the day! Next thing you know, they'll be serving avocado toast to the goldfish! 🥑🐠 #BackToTheGrains
5 months ago
Share →: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Commentary:
"Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought"
5 months ago
Share →: My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Commentary:
"Life without cheese? That's a recipe for disaster! 🧀🎶 Who needs sunshine when you've got a gooey, melty grilled cheese to brighten your day? Keep the cheese coming and let the good times roll! 😄🧀 #CheeseIsLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"