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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Reported on Snapchat:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Avocado is just green butter.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Making waves on Discord:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Just shared via Threads:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Making waves on X:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Going viral on Discord:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Share →: Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Commentary:
Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove
6 months ago
Share →: Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Commentary:
Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems
6 months ago
Share →: I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Commentary:
"If only life came with an 'out of order' sign option for those particularly glitchy individuals 🚫🤖😆 #WarningLabelNeeded"

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Breaking via YouTube:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Just landed via Facebook:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Just shared via YouTube:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Shared recently on Discord:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Spotted on YouTube:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Reported on Threads:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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