41 Funny freedom quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

  Commentary:
  "Freedom of speech: separating the pearls of wisdom 🧠 from the potatoes of stupidity 🥔 since forever! 🗣️🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a bouquet of wilted roses and awkward dinners when you can have all the chocolates to yourself and binge-watch your favorite TV show instead? 🍫💁‍♀️ #SingleAndWinning"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to be a regular, non-spiraling human! 🌀 Dream big, swirl around, and embrace your inner ham! 🐷🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the unfair advantage of being a bear! 🐻🍴 Who knew that breaking the law could look so appealing? Maybe we should all consider roaming the woods and dining like bears – sounds tempting, doesn't it? 😂 #BearLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dance like China isn’t watching.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when you hit the dance floor, boogie like China has better things to do! 💃🇨🇳 #UnleashTheMoves"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

  Commentary:
  If only we could live the carefree moose life 🦌🌿 Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming 😉🚗 #MooseGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮‍♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of a toddler… 🧒💭 Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 😂🙌 #ToddlerWisdom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

  Commentary:
  "Rule #1 for family reunions: Always be the designated driver and bring your own car; bonus points if it's a getaway vehicle! 🚗💨 Who needs to stay for awkward small talk when you can make a quick exit in style? #FamilyDramaDetour"

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