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49 Funny freedom quotes

Funny freedom quotes πŸ€£πŸŽ‰ are the perfect way to tickle your funny bone while celebrating the sweet taste of liberty! Whether you’re looking to lighten up a serious conversation or just need a good laugh, these witty gems will have you feeling free as a bird πŸ•ŠοΈ and giggling like a kid at recess. Dive into the humor and embrace the joy of freedom with a smile on your face and a chuckle in your heart! πŸ˜„βœ¨

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Remember, if you start with, β€œIt’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Drive like no one is watching.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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