30 Funny freedom quotes

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Drive like no one is watching.

Drive like no one is watching.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025