41 Funny fridge quotes

• One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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  1 month ago

  adulthood, changes, day, excited, excitement, fridge, fun, life, life changes, next, organized, transition, young, youth

• People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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  1 month ago

  aubergine, bin, fact, food, fridge, humor, mistake, people, should

• I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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  1 month ago

  beer, drinking, fridge, humor, i, lot, need, night, only, party, room, tonight

• Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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  1 month ago

  around, before, cleaning, drawer, food, fridge, humor, independence, movement, procrastination, something, vegetable

• I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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  1 month ago

  ever, every, forget, fridge, humor, i, irony, life, life observation, me, memory, observation, remember, time, wrong, wronged

• Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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  1 month ago

  easily, fridge, goggles, humor, i, kitchen, night, night vision, relationship, sleep, vision, waking, wife

• 20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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  1 month ago

  20s, 40s, adulthood, age, changes, drinking, even, forty, fridge, hangover, humor, life, life changes, open, sunglasses, twenty

• How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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  1 month ago

  before, cake, dessert, door, expectation, food, fridge, humor, inside, open, patience, times, waiting

• The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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  1 month ago

  diet, else, everything, food, fridge, grateful, healthy, healthy food, humor, joke, life, much, should, survive

• I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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  1 month ago

  challenge, clean, cleaning, expiration, food, fridge, fun, game, here, humor, i, kill, mystery, play

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