771 Funny fun quotes

• I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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• Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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• Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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• More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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• I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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• Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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• Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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• Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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• “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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