622 Funny fun quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

  Commentary:
  Oh, poor Molly at the rave – constantly getting confused with the other kind of 'Molly' 😜! Watch out for those mistaken identity mix-ups, Molly! 💃🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like both the nurse and life share a common agenda – always ready to add a little extra sting! 🩺😅 Hang in there, buddy! Life's just trying to keep you on your toes (and maybe in a bit of pain)! 💉😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Grammy nomination when you've got passion! 🎤💃 Don't let a lack of talent stop you from belting out those off-key shower ballads! Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe some earplugs for your audience! 🙉😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a doctor's prescription when you have a bottle full of sugar-coated intelligence pills? 🤓💊 Warning: may cause sudden bursts of brilliance and questionable decision-making 😂 #SweetSmartiesAntics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

  Commentary:
  It seems like there's no middle ground when it comes to frolicking with you! 🤣🕺 Whether it's a chaotic dance party or an intense rivalry, you always bring that extra flair to the situation! 💥 Let's hope everyone can keep up with your energetic frolicking style! 🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs baby fever when you've got furniture fever! 🛋️💁‍♂️ Just remember, assembling furniture is the only kind of building project you should tackle without protective gear. 😉🔨 #IKEAtherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

  Commentary:
  "Causing chaos at the wedding with a side of passive aggressiveness and a sprinkle of confusion. 🎉💩 Who needs a reality TV show when you have this live drama unfolding? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a paper planner when you have Facebook reminding you of everyone's birthdays? 🎈🎉 Time to log in and pretend you remembered on your own! 😄📆 #ThanksFacebook"

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