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5 months ago
Share →: One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! 💁‍♀️💤 #NoJudgmentZone"
5 months ago
Share →: Netflix & by yourself.

Commentary:
"Netflix & by yourself: the ultimate duo for a wild Friday night 🍿📺 Who needs a party when you've got the best company around? 😂 #NetflixAndChillByMyself"
5 months ago
Share →: Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Life's like a rollercoaster 🎢 – full of ups and downs! 🎵 So, when the going gets tough, crank up the tunes 🎶, pour yourself a drink 🍹, and sit back to savor the ride 🎉! Cheers to finding balance in the chaos! 🥂😄
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Commentary:
"I don't push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It's my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you've got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a special occasion when you can just dress up for laundry day every day, am I right? 💁‍♀️🧺 #AlwaysReadyForSomeSudsAndSpins"
5 months ago
Share →: Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Commentary:
"Sex without love is like eating a cupcake without icing – still delicious, just missing that extra sweet touch! 😜💕 Who needs love when you've got some good ol' fun, am I right?"
5 months ago
Share →: Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Commentary:
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, lost the T-shirt, found the T-shirt, lost it again… sounds like a never-ending cycle of life's lessons! 🤦‍♂️🔄 #LifeLessons #NeverLearn"
5 months ago
Share →: Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi🐔cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! 📺🍗 #NetflixAndChickNuggs"
5 months ago
Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉