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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Spotted on Slack:

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Just shared via Slack:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Broadcasted on X:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Just landed via X:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Going viral on Snapchat:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

3 weeks ago

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

30 shares on Threads this month:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Seen just now on Threads:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Breaking via Threads:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Freshly posted on X:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Breaking via Instagram:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Making waves on TikTok:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Just landed via Facebook:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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