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Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Trending via Discord:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Spotted on X:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Shared recently on Threads:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Just shared via X:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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62 shares on TikTok this month:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

54 shares on Messenger this month:

This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

44 shares on X this month:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Breaking via Messenger:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Just landed via Threads:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Breaking via YouTube:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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