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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Seen just now on Reddit:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Just landed via TikTok:

Live now on WeChat:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Breaking via Threads:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Seen just now on Discord:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Broadcasted on Threads:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

21 shares on Threads this month:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

10 shares on Slack this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

50 shares on X this month:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Spotted on Reddit:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Spotted on WeChat:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Live now on Telegram:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Live now on Instagram:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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