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Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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