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Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Trending via TikTok:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Just landed via Twitch:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Making waves on Facebook:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Seen just now on TikTok:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Seen just now on Messenger:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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41 shares on YouTube this month:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

83 shares on Threads this month:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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I love having plans to cancel.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Going viral on Pinterest:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Spotted on Twitch:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Trending via TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Trending via Telegram:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Going viral on Discord:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Making waves on Discord:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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