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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Going viral on TikTok:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Making waves on Slack:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Just shared via YouTube:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Just shared via Reddit:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Trending via Pinterest:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Making waves on Instagram:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Funny Google Maps quotes

Funny Google Maps quotes are the perfect blend of tech and humor 🚗😂 Whether you’ve taken a wild detour or followed a questionable shortcut, these hilarious moments remind us that even our trusty GPS has a quirky side 🗺️🤣 Get ready to laugh at the unexpected directions and witty navigation fails that make every journey a little more entertaining! 📍😜

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6 months ago
Share →: Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Commentary:
"Google Maps: 'I said LEFT, not a U-TURN!'U0001F602🗺️ #LostAndFound"
6 months ago
Share →: I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Commentary:
"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊‍♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Commentary:
🌍 "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' 📍📱 Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"
6 months ago
Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Reported on Facebook:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Live now on Instagram:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Just shared via WeChat:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Trending via Reddit:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Just shared via Messenger:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Just landed via Telegram:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Breaking via Telegram:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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