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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,575

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Just shared via TikTok:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Just landed via X:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Shared recently on X:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Seen just now on Threads:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Just shared via X:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Going viral on WeChat:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Just shared via Slack:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Funny Google Maps quotes

Funny Google Maps quotes are the perfect blend of tech and humor 🚗😂 Whether you’ve taken a wild detour or followed a questionable shortcut, these hilarious moments remind us that even our trusty GPS has a quirky side 🗺️🤣 Get ready to laugh at the unexpected directions and witty navigation fails that make every journey a little more entertaining! 📍😜

New funny Google Maps quotes 👇

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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3 days ago

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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2 months ago

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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2 months ago

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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2 months ago

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

65 shares on WeChat this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

52 shares on Discord this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

25 shares on X this month:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,481

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

The government even made aliens boring.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Seen just now on X:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Going viral on Facebook:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Live now on Messenger:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Spotted on Slack:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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