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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Share →: I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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"Life's real test of toughness isn't facing the mob, it's finding where they hid the avocados now 🥑🕵️‍♂️ #GangsterGroceryStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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"Grocery bills making you consider getting in touch with your inner squirrel? 🌰🐿️ Maybe acorns are the next big culinary trend! Who needs avocado toast when you can have acorn specialties instead? 😆 #BudgetFriendlyEating"

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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