Funny gross quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic that 'gross pay' seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It's like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it's actually a broccoli #TaxTimeBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for independence, or we'd be stuck with bland mushy peas and soggy chips Cheers to flavorful freedom! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"

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