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Funny gross quotes

Funny gross quotes are the perfect blend of cringe and comedy 🤢😂! They make you laugh, squirm, and maybe even say ew out loud 🤭💩. Whether you’re looking to prank a friend or just enjoy some silly, weird humor, these quotes bring all the awkward vibes in the best way possible 😜🤪. Get ready to giggle and gag at the same time — it’s all about that delightfully disgusting fun! 🤡🎉

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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