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"Imagine getting a notification like, 'Your sanity has left the building.' πͺπ¨ Maybe then we could finally locate where it's been hiding all this time! ππ€ͺ #FindMySanity"
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- My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.
- Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.
- A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.
- Bird flu? Yeah, theyβre known to do that.
- My bearβs diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says heβs getting better but heβs not out of the woods yet.
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"Welcome to your 50s, where your joints have upgraded from basic body parts to full-blown meteorologists predicting weather changes with 100% accuracy! βοΈπ‘οΈ Don't be surprised if your knees start complaining about a storm front moving in. βοΈπ¦΅ Embrace the creaks and cracks, it's just Mother Nature's way of adding some drama to your daily forecast! π©οΈπ" -
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"Looks like someone's reality has overdrafted ππ Better keep riding that crazy train until the cosmic bank decides to cash those sanity checks! ππ" -
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Oh, so vaping is like the ultimate cockblocker for onlookers, huh? ππ Nothing like a cloud of vapor to spice up the atmosphere, or kill the mood, depending on who you ask! π¨π« So, watch out vapers, you might inadvertently be saving yourself from unwanted advances! π #VapeAndChill -
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"Ah, the secret behind health, wit, and dance floor domination – all in a humble glass of wine π·π Here's to staying sharp and agile, one sip at a time! Cheers to keeping the doctor away with a side of sass and style ππ₯ #WineWisdom" -
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"Ah, the classic 'self-care' routine ππ· Who needs a gym when you've got a liquor store within walking distance, am I right? Time to get those steps in… straight to the wine aisle! πΆββοΈπΎ #Priorities" -
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Well, that doctor really knows how to deliver a diagnosis with a punch π₯π Maybe it's time to switch to a new doctor who appreciates your good humor and sense of style! πββοΈπ -
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"Ah, the mystical powers of yoga β turning lower back pain into upper back gain! π§ββοΈπ Who knew stretching could be so magical? Maybe next it'll turn my pizza cravings into salad cravings! πβ‘οΈπ₯ #YogaWizardry" -
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Sounds like your psychiatrist might be the one needing a psychiatrist! π€ͺπ©ββοΈ It's always good to keep a sense of humor, even when dealing with imaginary experts. π -
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"Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato π₯πΆοΈ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support π€π€π€£ So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears π π #GroupTherapyJourney"
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- Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.
- Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.
- Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in βgood healthβ but in βgood health for your ageβ.
- Youβre not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
- Iβm glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.
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