Funny home alone quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Kevin's parents clearly missed out on the booming real estate market! 🏠😂 Maybe if they invested in a security system instead, poor Kevin wouldn't have to MacGyver his way out of trouble every Christmas! 🚨🔒 #HomeAloneRealEstateBlunders"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

  Commentary:
  "Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

  Commentary:
  Watching Home Alone backwards is like witnessing a heartwarming tale of a little hero who uses the power of magic to fix up two unfortunate souls, literally piece by piece! 🏡🔙😂 Just when you thought the Wet Bandits couldn't catch a break… Reverse movie magic strikes again!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"

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