Commentary:
Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂
250 Funny house quotes
My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.
Commentary:
Same here! I'm all about those adventures from the couch with "Netflix and definitely no chill" 🛋️📺😴
Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.
Commentary:
I upload pictures with filters for my online persona; my home is where the unfiltered reality show starts! 📷✨🏠😅
I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.
Commentary:
When they say "adult supervision required," apparently that's just a suggestion! 😂🚶♂️🧩
People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.
Commentary:
Sounds like they’ve got nothing to hide… except maybe streak marks on the windows! 😆🔍🏠
From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.
Commentary:
Mission accomplished! My house is now an art installation titled "Controlled Chaos" 😅🧹🏡
It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.
Commentary:
Stepped outside, instantly missed my couch! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome
When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.
Commentary:
Heading to the haunted house for my final destination. Rent-free living with ghostly roommates? Count me in! 👻🏚️😂
I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.
Commentary:
"Ew squared 😂☔️🚶♂️"
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.
Commentary:
"Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"