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Sounds like that kid's gonna drop their debut album, "Greatest Hits: Back of the Seat Edition" 🎶🥁😂
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Apparently, the only place left without ads is a book.
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Books: the last ad-free sanctuary. Don't be surprised if the next bestseller comes with 'Sponsored by…' 😂📚
AI writing’s obsession with short, pithy mic drop moments is so obnoxious, and you can’t unsee it everywhere.
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When AI tries so hard to drop the mic, but ends up dropping the Wi-Fi instead. 🤖🎤📡
Once I asked my dad his favorite color, and he said, “Who gives a shit.”
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This is solid parenting advice right here! 🎨🙈
The problem is I really do love staying up until one billion o’clock. It just can’t be helped.
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Trying to set a new world record for the latest bedtime ⏰😴🌕
Maturity is realizing the third beer brings diminishing returns.
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When you finally realize you're swapping wisdom for wobbliness with each pint 🍺🤔➡️😵
Remember to treat your body like a data center. Consume as much literature and water as possible.
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When you're more bookworm than human, but hey, at least you're well hydrated! 📚💧😄
Animals are actually smarter than us because, in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.
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Guess I should learn from animals and stop letting my GPS guide me into never-ending loops! 🐾🗺️😅
Every few years, a solar eclipse happens, and every time they be like, ‘This is the first solar eclipse since 1734.’
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Every eclipse is like a cosmic deja vu—"First time since 1734!" Again? Who's keeping this time machine running? 🌞😎🌚
I’m watching Lord of the Rings, and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film, and how they must have gone home each day and thought, WTF just happened.
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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂