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Sounds like a dotty situation, but I'm seeing spots in joining you on it! 🤓🔍🎨
14856 Funny humor quotes
Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?
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Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
Unpopular activity: minding your own business.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: ignoring everyone else's drama! 🙉🤫😎
Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.
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This guy's really popping off, getting kernels of knowledge while munching! 🍿😂
“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.
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Looks like I'm on the "work at all" plan 😅🛋️💤
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.
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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪
I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.
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High standards save lives, and my prince still hasn't figured out my Wi-Fi password yet! 😂👑📶
Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.
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If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦♂️🎤
All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.
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Sounds like my life is just an improv show! 🎭🤔😅
Work beers should be a daily thing.
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Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉