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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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