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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Just landed via X:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Making waves on Instagram:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Trending via TikTok:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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Share →: I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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"Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"
5 months ago
Share →: People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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"Ah, the wisdom of social distancing taken to a whole new level! 😄🏠 Just remember, good neighbors are the ones you can wave at from your window while sipping tea. ☕️👋 #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Commentary:
"Let's face it, dodging social gatherings like a pro is not exactly an Olympic sport 🤷‍♂️. But hey, at least you've mastered the art of 'Me Time' like a true connoisseur! 🏅 #SocialAvoidancePro #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Commentary:
"Ah, winter – the perfect season for embracing your inner hermit 🦉 Fewer daylight hours means fewer humans to dodge 😂 Embrace the solitude and cozy up with some hot cocoa! ☕️❄️ #WinterWinning"

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Going viral on Facebook:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Live now on Instagram:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Seen just now on Threads:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Broadcasted on X:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Live now on Discord:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Just landed via X:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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