Commentary:
"Pancakes are the only acceptable breakfast discourse! 🥞😂 But seriously, where's the waffle outrage committee when you need 'em? 🤷♂️ #BreakfastDebates"
1681 Funny irony quotes
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.
Commentary:
When you want to heat things up but not at the cost of calling the neighbors! 🏠😲🔥
America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.
Commentary:
"Because nothing says 'land of the free' like an epic guitar riff! 🇺🇸🎸🌴 #RockOn"
Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!
Commentary:
"Sounds like a perfect sequel to my autobiography: 'Chapter 1: Survived Monday, barely. Conclusion: Happy Friday!' 🎉🙃 #AdultingStruggles"
Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the circle of irony! 🌳✂️📜✍️ #HumanLogic #TreeHuggerByPaper"
Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.
Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to green fashion was just Mother Nature's clearance sale? 🍵🍫😜 #Trendsetter"
It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the secret to being a writer: just wing it and let auto-correct do the thinking! 📚🧠✍️😂"
Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.
Commentary:
"Time travel goals: destination 'now'! 🚀⏰ Because why visit the past when the present has snacks? 🍕😄"
Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?
Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.
Commentary:
"When your Wi-Fi and your life both decide to take a break at the same time 😂📶😅"