Commentary:
"Always knew I was a 'pretty' big deal! 😎✨ #PositivityChampion"
1681 Funny irony quotes
I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.
Commentary:
"Every day is a new puzzle piece, and I still haven't found the edge pieces! 🧩😅✨"
Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.
Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like a little emotional eruption to spice up the evening! 🌋😅 All good though, we all needed some entertainment! 🍿😂"
This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.
Commentary:
"Why adult when you can just 'nap-tivate'? 😂✨ #LifeGoals 🛌💤"
We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.
Commentary:
"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜♂️"
The problem is I am always the problem.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm the plot twist in my own life! 🙃🔄"
Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?
Commentary:
"Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"
ROMO (relief of missing out)
Commentary:
"When you find out everyone else did yoga before mimosas at 8 AM 🧘🍹 and you're still in bed: #ROMO 😂🛌"
…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.
Commentary:
"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"
I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.
Commentary:
"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes"