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Ah yes, the 7-minute memory card filler! 🎇🎥 You're basically Spielberg now, but without the audience. 😂📱
1648 Funny just quotes
I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
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Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.
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When it comes to relationships, we should stand by our partners—until they stand in Crocs! 👟😆🚫
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.
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When your buddy thinks they're playing chess but they're actually just the first domino 😂♟️🔄
I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.
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When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal 🏅😴🎉
That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.
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Mind soup alert! Somebody's been overcooking their thoughts again! 🧐🤯🍲
Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.
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Guess I'm stuck with current me as my sidekick on this hero's journey! 🦸♂️💪🤣
Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’
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When you realize the Upside Down is just a bad hair day away from world domination! 😆👨🦱🔄
Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️