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Is there a map for adulting? Because I'm lost somewhere between "always sleepy" and "ouch, my back!" 😴🗺️🙆♂️
Tag Archives: 1648 Funny just quotes
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.
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Trying to top up both my gas tank and my OCD meter at the same time! ⛽️😂 #PumpPerfection
I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.
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Sounds like the writers are on their third cup of coffee and a brainstorming spree! ☕️🎬🤪
My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.
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Guess my plans! 😂💡🌴 #WinterBodyGlowUp
Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.
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Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶
Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.
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Who knew my grocery cart was a battlefield between science and scavenging 😂🥦🧪
Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.
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Just when I thought I was getting romance, turns out it's vertigo! 🦋🤕😵
I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.
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Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂
Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.
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Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅
I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.
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As long as his middle name isn't "Mond," we're safe from a truly dreadful start to the week! 😅🎶