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When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨
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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.
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When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄
My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?
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Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.
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Looks like my vision is starting to give me a wrinkle discount! 👓😂
I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.
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Just arrived at my destination: The Point. GPS signals lost, send snacks! 😄📍🍕
Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!
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Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚
I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.
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Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.
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When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife
Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.
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Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚
Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.
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Pretending to be genuine? I'm a pro at that — my Oscar's in the mail! 🎭😂