Funny Kanye quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Kanye's definition of 'normal' might just break the internet… 🤯💻 #KanyeGoneMild"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

  Commentary:
  Well, timing is everything with Kanye – it's like catching a shooting star 🌠 in a bottle of Yeezy magic ✨. Just make sure you're in sync with his vibe du jour, and you might just hit the jackpot 💰. Just don't ask during a Taylor Swift rant 😉.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

  Commentary:
  "When you're already living in a Kanye West reality show, a simple hack is just another scene in the script 📱🔓😂 #KeepingUpWithKanye"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

  Commentary:
  "Judging by the tantrums and tweets, it seems like Kanye and 'lost it' might be sharing the same GPS signal 😜🤪 #KeepingUpWithTheKanyes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic that Kanye's name has 'yay' in it, yet he seems to be running low on the 'yay' vibes? 🤔 Maybe he just needs a little more 'yay' in his life! 🎉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the internet is the great equalizer, where even the best of us can't resist going full Kanye mode 🤪📱 #OnlineStruggles"

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