Funny Lego quotes

• So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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  3 weeks ago

  before, died, Elvis, Lego, mama, movie, sad

• Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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  3 weeks ago

  able, body, disassemble, enough, exercise, flexibility, humor, i, Lego, legos, need, stretching

• I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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  3 weeks ago

  across, avoidance, barefoot, carpet, high, high school reunion, humor, i, Lego, legos, pain, reunion, school, walk

• Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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  1 month ago

  activity, another, botanical, botanical set, challenge, cleaning, collectibles, dusting, great, hobby, indoor, indoor activity, Lego, set, story, sure

• Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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  1 month ago

  back, childhood, expensive, Lego, much, nostalgia, paid, parents, pricing, should, too, toys, value

• Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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  1 month ago

  ballet, childhood, classic, creativity, educational, educational toy, humor, Lego, pain, step, stepping, toy, toys

• Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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  1 month ago

  better, cancer, child, child cancer, cost, humor, Lego, pricing, sarcasm, shit, toys, trying

• Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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  1 month ago

  adult, adult humor, boner, erection, getting, humor, instruction, instructions, Lego, me, telling, toy

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