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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

2 months ago

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

2 months ago

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

2 months ago

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

2 months ago

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

2 months ago

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

2 months ago

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

2 months ago

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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