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Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

May the algorithms be with you.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Trending via YouTube:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Just landed via Instagram:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Making waves on Slack:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Going viral on Discord:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

Live now on Messenger:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Just shared via Discord:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

3 months ago

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

3 months ago

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

3 months ago

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

3 months ago

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

3 months ago

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

3 months ago

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91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Friends with consequences.

30 shares on Discord this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

40 shares on Discord this month:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

27 shares on Slack this month:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Just landed via TikTok:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

Live now on Discord:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Live now on Threads:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Broadcasted on X:

Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Making waves on Threads:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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