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Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱
750 Funny love quotes
If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.
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Is my bed a secret wrestling ring I didn't know about? 🤔🤼♂️🛌
I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.
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Felt like an extra in a 19th-century drama, just missing the cameo brooch and dramatic sigh 😂🦴☕
If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.
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Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time 🍹🏊♂️😆
Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?
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Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
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"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?
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That's the sweetest apocalyptic love story I've ever heard! 💍💥❤️
The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.
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Why send a text when you can send smoke signals and ensure everyone knows about your forgetfulness? 🎉🔥📵
I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.
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Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠
If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.
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Camping: where there's no Wi-Fi, but intense bonding with mosquitos 🏕️🐜🥴