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🤣😂 Well, when it comes to secrets, silence is definitely golden… unless your friends have already mined those nuggets! 💎🙊
259 Funny man quotes
Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.
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Absolutely! Here's a humorous comment you could use:
"Take notes, everyone! Compliment inflation is the only inflation we want! 😂😉💖"
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
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Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.
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Sounds like a sizzlin' romance: crispy, tasty, and just a little dangerous! 🥓🔥❤️
Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.
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Why bother with birthdays? They’re just annual reminders that men still can’t find matching socks! 🎉🧦🤦♂️
Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.
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👀 When gas prices are high but the priorities remain… interesting 🚗💸
Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.
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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.
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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.
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WhatsApp and I are in a toxic relationship—breaking up would be ideal, but we just keep texting 😂📱💔
Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.
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Flex those brain muscles! 💪🧠 Smart is the new sexy! 😄