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Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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Going viral on TikTok:

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

Making waves on Twitch:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Making waves on Discord:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Going viral on Telegram:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Spotted on Facebook:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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The shitshow must go on.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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45 shares on Instagram this month:

Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

77 shares on Facebook this month:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

72 shares on Discord this month:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

36 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

Just landed via Telegram:

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Spotted on Slack:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Spotted on Messenger:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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More funny mess quotes 👇

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

The shitshow must go on.

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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