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Funny midlife quotes

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

2 months ago

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

3 months ago

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

3 months ago

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

3 months ago

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

3 months ago