Funny midlife quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve got midlife crises older than you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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