Funny midlife quotes

• Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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  2 months ago

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• Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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  2 months ago

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• Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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  2 months ago

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• I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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  2 months ago

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• Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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  3 months ago

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• Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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  4 months ago

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