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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.
Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.
There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.
Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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5 months ago
Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Commentary:
👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"
5 months ago
Share →: “Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of in-person interaction – feeling the warmth of a familiar face, not facing a spreadsheet ninja like Denise from finance 🤣🤝 #OfficeDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Commentary:
"Ah, sleep – the ultimate escape from adulting responsibilities! 😴 No missed calls, no awkward conversations, just pure blissful nothingness. Who needs therapy when you have a comfy bed, am I right? 🛌💤"
5 months ago
Share →: Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Commentary:
"Who needs food when you can have a liquid diet, right? 🍺🍁 Prost to the ultimate Oktoberfast challenge! Just be sure to 'stein' in moderation 😉🤣 #OktoberfestGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystery of the built-in antenna! 🤔📺 It seems like nowadays even our electronics are trying to confuse us with their origins. Who knew Antenna was the new tech hub making all our TVs? 😅 Next thing you know, our toasters will be labeled "Made in Pop-Upville"! 🍞🏗️ #GlobalVillageMysteries
5 months ago
Share →: Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Commentary:
"Well, that was a ride as smooth as a square wheel! 🚂😜 Leaving the train like a pro with a parting shot, 'Thanks for nothing!' 🙄 Farewell, dear locomotive, until we meet again on the rollercoaster of life! 🎢😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Commentary:
"Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Commentary:
"Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter miraculously reuniting with her hat and gloves 🧢🧤 after a school day. It's like they embark on their own adventures! 🚀😂 #ParentingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can have the riveting experience of conversing with tech support for hours without any progress 😂💔 #ModernDatingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Commentary:
"Insomnia: when your brain decides to throw a party at 3 AM, but the rest of you isn't invited 🌙😴 #SleepStruggles #NightOwlLife"