Commentary:
"🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"
260 Funny nothing quotes
“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.
Commentary:
"Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"
Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.
Commentary:
"Because who doesn't love being agreed with… by themselves? 🤣🔊❤️ #EchoChamberLove"
Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
Commentary:
"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"
Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.
Commentary:
"Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"
Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.
Commentary:
"When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"
Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.
Commentary:
"Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"
Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.
Commentary:
"When you're so out of news, even the dust bunnies are giving you the cold shoulder! 🐇📞🤣"
Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
Commentary:
"Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"
Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
Commentary:
"When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! 🚣♂️😂 #ExcelPanic"