Commentary:
Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠
30 Funny obsession quotes
Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.
Commentary:
When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
Commentary:
I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?
Commentary:
Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.
Commentary:
Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.
Commentary:
"Just call me the landlord of your subconscious! 😴👻🏃♂️💭"
Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.
Commentary:
"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.
Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"
Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
Commentary:
"Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦♀️"
I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.
Commentary:
"Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"