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I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
28 Funny obsession quotes
Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?
Commentary:
Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.
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Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.
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"Just call me the landlord of your subconscious! 😴👻🏃♂️💭"
Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.
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"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.
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"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"
Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
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"Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦♀️"
I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.
Commentary:
"Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"
She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.
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Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳
I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.
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"I guess it's a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids"