Commentary:
Just tidied up my room and pampered my skin—I'm basically a life coach now 😂🧹🧴✨
57 Funny order quotes
I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.
Commentary:
Looks like my flaws have some serious boundary issues! 🤣🚫💔
“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.
Commentary:
Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! 🤔😂🔍
Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?
Commentary:
Oops, guess my wallet had a wild night out with my Amazon cart! 🤦♂️💸📦
My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.
Commentary:
Nothing beats the excitement of finding out my impulse buys are out for a joyride to my doorstep! 📦🚚💨
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.
Commentary:
That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.
Commentary:
Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.
Commentary:
"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.
Commentary:
"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"