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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Live now on Threads:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Spotted on Reddit:

Never trust a wet fart.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Live now on X:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Trending via X:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Making waves on Instagram:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Share →: How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Commentary:
"Who needs organs anyway? 🤷‍♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet"
6 months ago
Share →: If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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"If human behavior doesn't improve, I might just end up saving puppies with my spare parts 🐶🏥 Who knew the animal shelter could use a human organ donor? 🤣 #GoodDeedsGoneToTheDogs"
6 months ago
Share →: Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic tale of internal organ rebellion! 🤣 It's like your body's playing a game of charades, but with a painful twist! 🤕 Don't worry, it's probably just your organs throwing a little party in there without inviting you. 🎉 Just remind them who's the boss with some self-care and a good laugh! 😅

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Shared recently on Telegram:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Seen just now on Twitch:

About to form my very first opinion.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Going viral on Telegram:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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