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Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

296 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,565

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,565

Jan 11, 2026

3,304

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Spotted on Discord:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Trending via X:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Funny organs quotes

Funny organs quotes bring a hilarious twist to the world inside us! 😂 From hearts that skip beats to brains that play tricks, these witty sayings remind us not to take our bodies too seriously. Whether you’re a medical nerd or just love a good laugh, get ready to giggle and appreciate your quirky organs like never before! 🫀🧠💀 #BodyHumor #LaughItOff

New funny organs quotes 👇

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

1 week ago

appendix, attitude, body, bullshit, defiance, health, healthy, humor, i, just, medical, organ, organs, show, surgery, tolerate
Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

2 weeks ago

alien, crazy, dissecting, getting, humor, jealous, jealousy, organ, organs
Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

1 month ago

body, crazy, digestion, dinner, humor, organ, organs, poop
How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

2 months ago

advice, diet, funny advice, health, humor, joke, loss, organs, stomach, weight, weight loss
If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

2 months ago

animal, animal shelter, bad, bad behavior, behavior, donation, humor, i, irony, organ, organ donation, organs, people, sarcasm, shelter
Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

2 months ago

body, humor, hurt, internal, irony, me, organ, organs, pain, something, sure, tell, trying

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Social Media Stars ⭐

22 shares on Slack this month:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

50 shades of single.

80 shares on Slack this month:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

296 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,565

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,565

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,309

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Spotted on Instagram:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Just landed via Threads:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Trending via Telegram:

Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Just shared via Discord:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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