Funny organs quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs organs anyway? 🤷‍♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

  Commentary:
  "If human behavior doesn't improve, I might just end up saving puppies with my spare parts 🐶🏥 Who knew the animal shelter could use a human organ donor? 🤣 #GoodDeedsGoneToTheDogs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic tale of internal organ rebellion! 🤣 It's like your body's playing a game of charades, but with a painful twist! 🤕 Don't worry, it's probably just your organs throwing a little party in there without inviting you. 🎉 Just remind them who's the boss with some self-care and a good laugh! 😅

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