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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Just shared via Threads:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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