25 Funny outdoor activity quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a stroll equipped with both dog treats and people treats? 🐶🍬 Better watch out for those mix-ups! One accidental snack swap could lead to some very confused (and possibly offended) companions. Stay vigilant, treat distributor extraordinaire!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

  Commentary:
  "If only Summer Premium Package came with a 'No Wasps' option… 🚫🐝💸 Maybe we can negotiate a special 'Wasp-Free Guarantee' upgrade for you! 😂✨ #SummerStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic village math problem: 2 kids + playtime = 6 hungry tummies! 🤔👦👧👦👧👦👧 Hungry or not, these kids definitely know how to multiply faster than any calculator! 🍴😂 #VillageLife #HungryKids"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great outdoors: where the thrill of battling nature's elements meets the horror of enduring campfire renditions of 'Wonderwall' on repeat 🌲🐻🎸 #CampingDisasters"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a stroll through the woods is a thrilling game of survival 😅🐻 Who needs a treadmill when you have the great outdoors ready to keep you on your toes…literally? Just don't forget the bear repellent and maybe a snack for the bear too, you know, as a peace offering 🍯🐾"

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