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Currently navigating the emotional high seas, wish me luck! 🌊😂🧭
Tag Archives: 246 Funny over quotes
We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.
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Just tried putting my phone down and immediately forgot how to do civilization things. Is there an app for that? 📱🤦♂️✨
If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.
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Mind over matter, the ultimate life hack! 😎🧠✨
Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.
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Trying to hide from the camera, but forgetting your phone is basically writing your biography 😂📱🔍📚
Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?
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Starting over at 27? Why not! It's the new trend—like upgrading your phone but with life decisions 📱🔄😂
Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.
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Renaissance vibes: lounging in style with grapes and no pants! 🍇🎨😊
Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.
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My couch is now officially a theme park with a variety of sitting attractions 🎢🛋️🎟️ Chaos Level: expert.
May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.
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Here's hoping your jeans are more forgiving than your alarm clock! 🍑👖😂
Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.
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Always knew there was a reason I got teary-eyed during cat videos! 🐱😂📅
Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?
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Locked in an endless loop of scrolling with the grace and frustration of a caged tiger, but hey, at least I don't have to hunt for WiFi! 🐅📱🔄