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Leap into your 30s with style—short men make great hurdles! 🏃♀️🤣🏆
243 Funny over quotes
My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.
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Is your washing machine available for motivational speeches? I've got some laundry-threatening procrastination issues over here! 🧺😅✨
Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️
Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?
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Sounds like some men need to uninstall their "ex" from their operating system before downloading a new relationship 😂🤦♂️💔
Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.
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😂👏 Taking "being neighborly" to a whole new level! Who said borrowing sugar was enough? 🍭💺
White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.
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Nothing says holiday cheer like a room full of people pretending a broken lamp is the Holy Grail 🏺🎁😂
Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.
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I can only imagine therapists trying to resist saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!" 😂🛋️📸
My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.
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Hope you're getting a good price per barrel! 😂🛢️✨
Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.
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When you can't decide if you need to clean up for guests or leave everything as evidence! 😅🪑🔪
Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.
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Overthinking is like the never-ending buffet of thoughts — all you can think, forever! 🤔🍝🥲