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"Switching from hating Mondays to loathing Wednesdays 😅📅 #CareerGoals"
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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.
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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.
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Looks like I'll have to pay for street smarts now 🤓💸 #NerdTax 🧠💡
I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.
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Sounds like a new Olympic sport: sprinting back to the couch! 🛋️🏃♂️😂
Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.
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When the officer asks for your license, but you’re too busy perfecting your Oscar-winning performance! 🎭🚔😂
The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.
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I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, yet here I am, crying over fictional characters like it's my cardio workout for the week! 📚😂💔
Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.
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Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅
Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.
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Peel the chair like a banana when no one's watching! 🍌👀✨
The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.
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Sleeping Olympics gold medalist right here! 😴🥇 #ProNapAthlete
Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”
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Trying to stay under the Google radar like a stealthy ninja while searching for secret burger recipes 🍔🤫🥷