Funny overnight quotes

• Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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  1 day ago

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• They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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  2 months ago

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• I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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  2 months ago

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• Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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  2 months ago

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