32 Funny paper quotes

• Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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  1 month ago

  cause, cold, humor, jacket, paper, paper towel, Shein, shivering, towel, towels

• Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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  1 month ago

  academic, academic paper, after, browsing, closed, ever, frustration, great, humor, internet, internet browsing, life, multitasking, paper, productivity, sex, student, student life, sure, tabs

• Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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  2 months ago

  cause, delicious, dishes, dishwashing, doing, food, hate, humor, i, laziness, paper, paper plate, plate, red, rose, roses, taco, tacos

• What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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  2 months ago

  boomer, Boomers, generation, humor, joke, paper, paper shredder, shredder, technology

• Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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  2 months ago

  habit, humor, i, man, much, paper, paper towel, spending, spending habit, towel, unfortunately, wealth

• Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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  2 months ago

  bag, bottom, company, design, flaw, flour, humor, packaging, paper, paper bag, product, product flaw, seal, sell

• Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, bring, domestic, domestic life, everyday, everyday humor, family, household, humor, life, lovingly, me, nothing, paper, request, said, toilet, toilet paper

• Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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  2 months ago

  always, boobs, gender, gender humor, humor, humorous, joke, lighthearted, paper, play, playful, pun, rock, why, win, witty, wordplay

• Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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  2 months ago

  conservation, cut, ecological, environment, humans, humor, irony, nature, only, paper, paradox, sarcasm, save, trees

• Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, comedy, humor, irony, lighthearted, little, paper, parody, question, quirk, trying

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