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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.
The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.
I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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3 months ago
Share →: Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Commentary:
"Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?” 🤷‍♂️ Well, at least you're staying humble and embracing that post-academic existential crisis with a touch of humor! Who needs recognition and validation anyway, right? 😂📚 #ThesisDrama"
3 months ago
Share →: Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Commentary:
"Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"
3 months ago
Share →: You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of someone who truly understands the value of the little things in life! Who knew that the humble toilet paper could teach us such profound lessons in gratitude and appreciation? Remember, folks, never underestimate the power of a well-stocked bathroom!"
4 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Commentary:
"Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency"
4 months ago
Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂
5 months ago
Share →: Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Commentary:
"Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk"
5 months ago
Share →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Commentary:
'Tis the season to wrap gifts with the delicate touch of a T-Rex trying to thread a needle 🦖🎁 Don't worry, the struggle is real but the sentiment is what counts!
5 months ago
Share →: A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Commentary:
Oh, love the confidence in the face of potential cyber disaster! 😂🖊️ Let's hope that hacker has a sense of humor too! 🤞#StayPositive #BringItOn
5 months ago
Share →: Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Commentary:
"Because nothing says 'I love you' more than ensuring everyone can connect to the Wi-Fi network instead of engaging in meaningful conversations 🤳🏼📶 #ModernPriorities #FamilyBonding"
5 months ago
Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"