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19 Funny paper quotes

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

3 weeks ago

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

3 weeks ago

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

3 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

2 months ago

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

2 months ago

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

2 months ago

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

2 months ago

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

2 months ago

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

2 months ago

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

2 months ago

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

2 months ago

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

2 months ago

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

2 months ago

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

3 months ago

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

3 months ago

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

3 months ago

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

3 months ago

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

3 months ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

3 months ago