23 Funny paper quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

  Commentary:
  When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

  Commentary:
  "Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the circle of irony! 🌳✂️📜✍️ #HumanLogic #TreeHuggerByPaper"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

  Commentary:
  "Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?” 🤷‍♂️ Well, at least you're staying humble and embracing that post-academic existential crisis with a touch of humor! Who needs recognition and validation anyway, right? 😂📚 #ThesisDrama"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of someone who truly understands the value of the little things in life! Who knew that the humble toilet paper could teach us such profound lessons in gratitude and appreciation? Remember, folks, never underestimate the power of a well-stocked bathroom!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

  Commentary:
  "Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk"

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